What’s that, I see?
Two women bathing together?
That’s all fine and good, but…
THEY’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! THERE NEEDS TO MORE FONDLING INVOLVED, OF COURSE! WET, SLICK, LESBIAN FONDLING! HA HA! HONESTLY!
………..
Anonymous asked: If I was your boyfriend, Miss Thalassa, I would do everything within my power to make you the happiest woman in the world for the rest of your life.
Oh! That makes me very happy. I’m…..very glad to hear that. Hmm, Zak? I don’t understand why you’re hiding again.
zak-gramarye asked: If I was your boyfriend... I'd give you the world, baby. Don't I already strive to?
Sometimes, I think so. I’m not sure that Father would agree.
How clever! I will remember this.
Isn’t it? HA HA!
Proof that cards often speak the language of love.
Yes! And a ‘V’ on the heart card too! This must be why Valant is the ‘heart’ of our family.
zak-gramarye said: …I’m afraid you’ve caught me, my dear.
I’m happy to hear you say that, Zak, but I must ask where the inspiration for Mr Astley’s summoning came from. I had no idea that you were a fan!
If I was your boyfriend/girlfriend… finish it.
(Source: phuucking)
“Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.” -Gob Bluth, Arrested Development
Anonymous asked: Dear Miss Thalassa, / We're no strangers to love; you know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you how I'm feeling... gotta make you understand...
….I don’t remember pulling Mr Astley out of my hat.
Zak? Valant? Can either of you explain this?
